Sep 30, 2008
Chick of the week: Sarah Shahi
Labels: chicks, girl of the week, Sarah Shahi
Oops, she did it again!
I was silently and boringly surfing the internet when I accidentally found out that, once again, a Britney Spears sex tape is out in the wild. There were lots of rumors regarding the existence of such a video in the past, but it was proved, every time, that they were all fake.
However, this time it appears to be different - the Britney Spears sex video is allegedly awaiting for "the right price" to be published, being held by Britney's ex-banger Adnan Ghalib. So, it seems that this time, the "queen" did it again. It was the time she did something, right? I mean... except for being fat and a pain in everybody's but... did she do anything recently? Sex tapes. So... bring it on, let us see some booty.
Oh, and my stupid little question for miss Britney, if she reads this (lol): Do you like anal?
Labels: Britney Spears, funny, sex tape, sex video
Sep 4, 2008
What every man needs...
I have just finished drinking my third coffee today and I still feel bad: I could sleep starting this second and only wake up on Monday. I need a break and I can't afford one right now, unfortunately. And then, I find this picture you can see and start wondering: why is nobody paying attention to this kind of pics. Give me a workplace like this one (without my job being named "porn star") and I'll sure as hell be more productive than ever. Really, now, I just found a dream job. I've got a laptop, too, so I'm all set. Aiiiight?
Sep 3, 2008
Excitement
However, this nonstop work has a huge side effect: not only it keeps me tired to the bone and in a state where coffee has absolutely no effects, but it also keeps me away from the most precious gift a young male could get from life: girls, girls, girls. Lol. No, really, you don't want to imagine how long it was since Mr. Fast here did it the last time. Because if you want, you'll definitely start laughing and I don't want you to do that. Not laugh at me, anyway.
So... back to work. I found some really cool and funny images during some random site hopping and I just know I must post them to ease my pain, but I'm too busy for that, too. But just this week, I promise. :)
Labels: excitement, personal